Ok, the day has arrived... about 6 days early...
But today it's Maddie's turn to be annoyed (:
Since Maddie has an undying love for Sean I thought this would be appropriate.
This is a typical convo between Maddie and Sean...
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SEAN THE STUD! says (5:42 PM):
hi maddie
Maddie the nerd! says (5:43 PM):
...what do you want retard
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:43 PM):
i was just wondering if you finished your maths homework yet
Maddie the nerd! says (5:43 PM):
...no duh i finished it AGES ago.
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:43 PM):
nerd
Maddie the nerd! says (5:44 PM):
=.= im not a nerd.
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:44 PM):
yeh you are
Maddie the nerd! says (5:44 PM):
well youre a retard
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:44 PM):
no im not, youre a retard
Maddie the nerd! says (5:44 PM):
... you're just stupid.
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:44 PM):
no im not. im a stud
Maddie the nerd! says (5:45 PM):
... and what does THAT mean.
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:45 PM):
all you need to know is that im awesome
and no, i dont care if you check me out in maths... im just so awesome that its understandable
Maddie the nerd! says (5:46 PM):
...youre so up yourself. and you? awesome?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:46 PM):
why are you laughing? im more awesome than you
Maddie the nerd! says (5:46 PM):
if youre awesome then im a pregnant goldfish
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:47 PM):
hehe well you have been looking awfully fat lately
Maddie the nerd! says (5:47 PM):
*gasp* you idiot.
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:47 PM):
wat? im just hilarious which just adds to my awesomeness
Maddie the nerd! says (5:47 PM):
you're about as funny as a brick wall or jan, according to caroline
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:47 PM):
well then... i think a brick wall and jan are both hilarious although im slightly more funny
Maddie the nerd! says (5:48 PM):
well. im sure jan thanks you but she probs wouldnt appreciate the fact that A RETARD thinks shes funny
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:48 PM):
well... if im a retard then im one HOT retard
you dont find many guys a good looking as me these days
Maddie the nerd! says (5:48 PM):
...ew. no one would date you if youre the last guy on earth
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:49 PM):
o really?
Maddie the nerd! says (5:49 PM):
really.
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:49 PM):
im sure you would date me, wouldn't you maddie...
Maddie the nerd! says (5:49 PM):
...omg. ew. no.
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:49 PM):
all this meaness is just hiding your true feelings
Maddie the nerd! says (5:49 PM):
never.
BLEUGHHHHH NO
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:50 PM):
haha well... before you can say anything... im rejecting you first
Maddie the nerd! says (5:50 PM):
... you cant reject me
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:50 PM):
why not
Maddie the nerd! says (5:50 PM):
i never asked you out you IDIOT
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:50 PM):
well... i never asked you out either.. so you cant reject me
Maddie the nerd! says (5:51 PM):
... you are the STUPIDEST person i have ever met in my ENTIRE life.
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:51 PM):
o really? well then how come im in the top maths class
Maddie the nerd! says (5:51 PM):
meh you got lucky
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:51 PM):
really, well then i must get lucky a lot coz im awesome in every single way
YOU’RE SPEECHLESS... i tend to have that affect on women...
Maddie the nerd! says (5:52 PM):
... no im not, im just so shocked
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:52 PM):
ok then... youre shocked by my awesomeness
Maddie the nerd! says (5:53 PM):
i didnt know it was possible... but... YOU ARE EVEN MORE OF A RETARD THAN I THOUGHT
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:53 PM):
o really, well if thats how you feel then why am i even talking to you?!!?!?!
Maddie the nerd! says (5:53 PM):
hey i dunno you talked to me
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:53 PM):
dont expect any more convos with me
Maddie the nerd! says (5:54 PM):
oh i wont
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:54 PM):
GOODBYE
Maddie the nerd! says (5:54 PM):
JUST LEAVE ALREADY
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:54 PM):
wait.. no i mean... BADBYE
hi maddie
Maddie the nerd! says (5:43 PM):
...what do you want retard
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:43 PM):
i was just wondering if you finished your maths homework yet
Maddie the nerd! says (5:43 PM):
...no duh i finished it AGES ago.
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:43 PM):
nerd
Maddie the nerd! says (5:44 PM):
=.= im not a nerd.
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:44 PM):
yeh you are
Maddie the nerd! says (5:44 PM):
well youre a retard
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:44 PM):
no im not, youre a retard
Maddie the nerd! says (5:44 PM):
... you're just stupid.
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:44 PM):
no im not. im a stud
Maddie the nerd! says (5:45 PM):
... and what does THAT mean.
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:45 PM):
all you need to know is that im awesome
and no, i dont care if you check me out in maths... im just so awesome that its understandable
Maddie the nerd! says (5:46 PM):
...youre so up yourself. and you? awesome?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:46 PM):
why are you laughing? im more awesome than you
Maddie the nerd! says (5:46 PM):
if youre awesome then im a pregnant goldfish
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:47 PM):
hehe well you have been looking awfully fat lately
Maddie the nerd! says (5:47 PM):
*gasp* you idiot.
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:47 PM):
wat? im just hilarious which just adds to my awesomeness
Maddie the nerd! says (5:47 PM):
you're about as funny as a brick wall or jan, according to caroline
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:47 PM):
well then... i think a brick wall and jan are both hilarious although im slightly more funny
Maddie the nerd! says (5:48 PM):
well. im sure jan thanks you but she probs wouldnt appreciate the fact that A RETARD thinks shes funny
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:48 PM):
well... if im a retard then im one HOT retard
you dont find many guys a good looking as me these days
Maddie the nerd! says (5:48 PM):
...ew. no one would date you if youre the last guy on earth
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:49 PM):
o really?
Maddie the nerd! says (5:49 PM):
really.
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:49 PM):
im sure you would date me, wouldn't you maddie...
Maddie the nerd! says (5:49 PM):
...omg. ew. no.
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:49 PM):
all this meaness is just hiding your true feelings
Maddie the nerd! says (5:49 PM):
never.
BLEUGHHHHH NO
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:50 PM):
haha well... before you can say anything... im rejecting you first
Maddie the nerd! says (5:50 PM):
... you cant reject me
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:50 PM):
why not
Maddie the nerd! says (5:50 PM):
i never asked you out you IDIOT
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:50 PM):
well... i never asked you out either.. so you cant reject me
Maddie the nerd! says (5:51 PM):
... you are the STUPIDEST person i have ever met in my ENTIRE life.
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:51 PM):
o really? well then how come im in the top maths class
Maddie the nerd! says (5:51 PM):
meh you got lucky
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:51 PM):
really, well then i must get lucky a lot coz im awesome in every single way
YOU’RE SPEECHLESS... i tend to have that affect on women...
Maddie the nerd! says (5:52 PM):
... no im not, im just so shocked
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:52 PM):
ok then... youre shocked by my awesomeness
Maddie the nerd! says (5:53 PM):
i didnt know it was possible... but... YOU ARE EVEN MORE OF A RETARD THAN I THOUGHT
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:53 PM):
o really, well if thats how you feel then why am i even talking to you?!!?!?!
Maddie the nerd! says (5:53 PM):
hey i dunno you talked to me
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:53 PM):
dont expect any more convos with me
Maddie the nerd! says (5:54 PM):
oh i wont
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:54 PM):
GOODBYE
Maddie the nerd! says (5:54 PM):
JUST LEAVE ALREADY
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:54 PM):
wait.. no i mean... BADBYE
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Thanks to co-writter, co-producer and advisor Jan for your unending awesomeness (:
This post was veeeeerrrry long... I'm very sorry (:
But during the week sometime I'll be posting 'Annoying Maddie: Part 2'
If you want some input into how it's done then email me or talk to me on MSN.
Sorry Maddie if I offended you in anyway... but you just have to tell everyone how you feel before something like tis happens (:
bye bye (:
P.S. read Annoying Jane (:
