Sup Dawggg :P

hehe HI EVERYONE (:

This week has been AWESOME

firstly, on Tuesday we had the rewards day... we went to darkzone

my team won both times.. although I reallyyyyy sucked at it haha

and then we had pizza for lunch (:

on thurday and friday I had my peer support leader training...

it was SO. MUCH. FUN.

haha

on Thursday we had subway and soft drink for lunch... i rubbed that in my brothers face XD

im soooo nice

haha

anyway then on friday we had chicken and chips for lunch with soft drink XD

and jane was acting really weird

and i was completely high on sugar XD

hehe it was funnnn

the on friday night i went to neenee's party at rollaways...

haha i was so proud of myself... i only fell over once..

and that was when neenee fell over infront of me so i tripped over her XD

i NEARLY fell over about 100 times but somehow i always regained my balance.

and then there were these guys there who was acting really homo..

it was funny

and apparently they shouted 'get out of the way' to some of my other friends..

it never happened to me tho...

that MUST mean im sexy XD hehe

speaking of sexy...

I got my wish XD

they played im too sexy for my shirt

and

i requested sexy bitch to be played

because sabrina was too shy (:

haha the dude gasped when i said bitch BAHAHA XD

I hit my head about 10 times in the past week so i have about 4 lumps on my head XD

but they're all nearly gone so its ALLLLL GOOD

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so, what have we learnt from this week?

1) NEVER give me sugar without expecting me to laugh nonstop.

even when you say somehting that isnt funny.

2) I FAIL at skating.

3) more hot guys should have been made to do the peer support thing.

4) NEVER let me request songs at anything

5) I'm extremely sexy

6) Jane LOVES Jacob dennis foreverrrr (but wont talk to him coz shes too shy)

7) Jane is also extremely creepy when she's bored

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I think thats it... XD hehe

ohhh and hr is boring for the first half when miss cattapan's reading the notices and crap ;)

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lalala im reallyyyyy bored (:

anywayyyy i gotta gooo (:

CYA BYEE TATA

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P.S. Jane should NEVER say 'shove love'

SHOCKINGGGG o:

hehehe (:

sorry about the last post everybody... it was a little bit retarded... i was annoyed that day (:

and im also annoyed today..

janes blog has been destroyed because some retard told her mum the URL of it

The. World. Is. Going. To. Die.

although occasionally i was made fun of on her blog

it was still a good blog

and i enjoyed reading it

because it was funny

ha.ha.ha.

=.=

but since im a nice person im going to tell everyone how crap this news is (:

THROUGH A NEWS REPORTSOUNDINGLIKETHING!!

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*clears throat*

Today has been a very good day... mostly.

Many people have had a lovely day of laughing, happiness

and talking about Voldemort and Cat Woman.

Unfortunately this day has been ruin by the most tragic of events.

...

Today Jane's blog died.

It has been very emotional for everyone, many not getting through it without

the help of loved ones.

We will all miss the Fables, anecdotes and many other HIGHlarious things that

were on Jane's blog.

For many, reading her last post was very emotional.

This last post included Jane's explanation of how this tragic event

came to be.

Thankfully no one was physically hurt during the post,

although many were left with deep wounds in their hearts.

Jane has released a public statement about this horrible incident

"I realise this is extreme, and I am in a bad mood, but the situation of censorship and propoganda within North Korea is brought to mind."

A person who read Jane's blog reguarly had this to say, "im sorry but im cut deep."

This blog will be missed deeply and we shall all miss the laughter

that this blog has brought us over the months.

This is Courtney Olsen reporting for annoyingtime.blogspot.com.

Good night everybody.

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hehe who liked it?

i think i did a perfect impersonation of a news reporter... in my head. (:

but i wanna really tell you that this SUCKS

whyyyyy i ask you WHYYYYYYY

anywayy...

onto other news (:

we moved our lockers

and i swapped with ryan coz im a rebel :P

yehhh you better not mess with me coz im a rule breaker XD

hehe.. no

not really (:

omg why couldnt i have the end locker and 'j.j.' be in the first group of lockers?

WHYYY

i dont like being next to him...

anyyyway

the yr 8's are stupid

and

as always yr 9s are awesome..

until nxt yr wen the yr 10s will be awesome and the yr 9s will be retarded (:

hehe

mr o'callaghan thinks im afraid of snakes coz i didnt want to hold one (even tho i did)

when the reptile person came into science

hehe hes classic :P

he told our whole science class that he thought that he was a better teacher than miss dawson.

hehe anyway i have to go

byee

=.=

I'm pissed off right now, and i dont no why

so, im not gonna write about sunshine and niceness

im gonna write about how mucht the world sucks

i think that everyone should die and go to hell

coz thats wat everyone deserves.

apparently god exists and 'looks over us'

thats a load of bullshit.

if god was really looking over us then nothing bad would ever happen

we wouldnt make bad choices

and we would be able to control our emotions properly =.=

i mean seriously, if there was such thing as god, wouldnt we all make the right choices

and think the right things and do the right things

and no one would ever have a reason to be pissed off

and everyone would be happy

and everything would be perfect...

but its not

and people are fuckwits

so therefore

everyone should just go die

...

thats my reasoning of it anyway.

tomorrow ill probably think differently but today, im gonna stick with that

and if you dont agree tell me and then we can debate it

and ill win

coz

my reasoning is fact.

=.=

im sorry im in such a bad mood

hopefully ill be in a better one tomorrow

and ill be spewing sunshine

=.=

or maybe ill be in the same mood

and stare at the wall in hr

and imagine a world thats actually taken care of

where everyone makes good choices and everything is perfect

but... thats not true here =.=

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this probably isnt helping the fact that people think im emo...

funnnnn

Hehe XD

went shopping today with jo, jan, jane, justin, callista, chelsea and chelsea's little sister

(who jane was trying to scar for life)

XD

it was funn hehe

half of us started shopping at 11 and then we left at 4 0:

LOTS OF SHOPPING

and i only bought one thing :P

and food

hehe

I bought a parody of twilight... its hilarious XD

bahaha.. we nearly got kicked out of roads for laughing too much XD

hehe...

clothes shopping is fun... even tho i nvr buy anything apart from stuff from jay jays... XD

haha we went into dymocks and looked at sum funny books that made us laugh sooooo fucking hard XD

i read the book i got out loud... XD soooo funny

we bought ice cream :P

and callista got a dress for the river cruise (:

hehe we also got white shirts that we're gonna write on

:P they were all ugly so im getting one from home and writing on it at home XD

hehe mines gonna say on the front 'im too sexy for my shirt'

and on the back its gonna have random stuff that other ppl write XD

it was fun... justin stole a tree from the wishing tree in kmart XD

and we laughed at fat people XD

hehe were so mean sumtimes... but it isnt our fault... were just awesome

ooo and we constantly insulted each other... that was funnn

jane made sum jks at my expense... i didnt actually care... much XD

hehe jane liked eating her popcorn chicken from KFC... or as she called them... 'chicken balls'

haha it was funnn then when i got home my mum yelled at me coz i didnt unpack the dishwasher b4 i left XD

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haha anywayy

in re on friday i was called emo by retards XD

and then harry told me i was emo and then i calle dhim emo coz he listens to screamo..

then he was like 'SCREAMO ISNT EMO'

heheh it was funnyy

and then stupid retarded freak declan said that i looked like person from astroboy =.=

i mean.. if you watch that then how much of a life do you have?

ooo and i got my subjects for nxt yr on like tuesday XD

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1** C645** 1* Drama Festivals************* 10S2

1** C640** 1* Drama Production***********10S1

2** C320** 2* Economics*****************10S1

2** C040** 5* Language In Action 2******** 10S2

3** C420** 1* Physics*********************10S2

3** C550** 1* Essential Maths************* 10S1

4** C810** 8* Religious Education********* 10S1

4** C820** 3* Religious Education********* 10S2

5** C514** 2* Mathematics: Course 4******* 10S2

5** C440** 1* Chemistry****************** 10S1

6** C310** 1* Nation States To Superpowers* 10S2

6** C020** 3* Language And Our Culture 2* 10S1

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hehe yayyy

i got all the subjects i wanted.. but i was a little bit surprised about being in top maths :P

haha last night i was in a convo with like 7 ppl or sumthing and we were talkign about music

and then i said wat my dad listens to (foo fighters, pearl jam, jet, acdc, greenday ect.)

and everyone was like 'wow your dad has good taste in music'

bahahaha.. too bad he goes pyhco if we tough his cd's :P

luckily i got my music taste from him and no my mum... or id be listening to country music all day

and old people... *shudder*

haha

yehhh anyway i think this post is long enough :P

byeee

I'm Too Sexy :P

Hehe, since maddie said 'yehhh..' today, and she isnt on msn... I'm going to put what i was gonna put on msn right here for the whole world to see XD

...except THE WHOLE SONG

[btw im obsessed with this song right now.. along with others i will mention later]

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I'm too sexy for my love

Too sexy for my love

Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt

Too sexy for my shirts

So sexy it hurts

And I'm too sexy for Milan

Too sexy for Milan New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party

Too sexy for your party

No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk, yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car

Too sexy for my car

Too sexy by far

And I'm too sexy for my hat

Too sexy for my hat

What do you think about that?

I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk, yeah I shake my little tush on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my

Too sexy for my, too sexy for my,

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk yea on the catwalk, yeah I shake my little tush on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat

Too sexy for my cat

Poor pussy poor pussy cat

I'm too sexy for my love

Too sexy for my love

Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

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hehe that was JUST for maddie (:

today was really annoying... I didnt really pay much attention to much of it apart from re... and i have nooooo idea why i concentrated there :P

i knocked a chair off the table when i tried to put it up with one hand...

EPIC FAIL

never try it, it always falls off

eventually i had the chair on the table and pauline knocked it off...

no one said we were graceful :P

hehe usually im hell into rock and crap like that but...

iv just founddddd the bestestestest band in the worlddddd :P

Jimmy Eat World :P

even the name is awesome XD

lol yehhhh

mr waller started hitting on carina...

she blushed :P

he told her that she looked sexy in her school uniform.. in so many words XD

and then carina searched 'sexy art' for re

bahaha what a disaster :P

mrs weise came up behind her and was like shocked XD

it was hilarious

i drank water all lesson... we still haven't done anything XD

we fail at life.

well... i do XD

i cant talk for neenee and carina hehe

my internet modem keeps stuffing up... might have to get wireless internet...

thats fine with mee (:

hehe

jane told me my dp on msn makes me look older... idk

this is it... does it really make me look older (: hehe

anywayyy...

today was... well i cant really rememeber before re...

:P distractions distractions

btw thanks pauline and jane... your really nicee... =.=

note: i use a lot of sarcasm, if you cant pick it out then just get over it (:

hehe anyway

byebyeee

HUG AN ASIAN

Happy hug an asian day (:

I hugged as many asians as possible today (:

It was awesome.

I love days like this... you have an excuse to be retarded haha

bahaha quick hug an asian (:

whoops... i have to go quick..

sorry this was short but y bro is bugging me... =.=

byebye :P

Okay, so today... well.. I'm not sure wat to write about Christina anymore... XD

Lots of things going through my haed at the moment that make it impossible to concentrate...

Yeh anyway.. i WAS going to comment on the way she was first obsessed with Taylor Lautner

and then Dean... and how she should get a grip on reality (: (in a nice way of course)

But I seriously can't be stuffed (:

soo... I'm just gonna do sumthign else... since I'm feeling depressed I'll make up a random story.

Right now.

On the spot.

Coz I'm THAT awesome (:

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The was once a girl called Jamie (LOL weird name).

She lived in a hut with her three older brothers and one sister.

Her parents were previously arrested because they were selling drugs...

They owned a pharmacy.

Anyway... Jamie and her family lived in a really bad neighbourhood where people continuously stole from them even though the only thing they had that was of any value was toothpicks... which weren't actually used for anything or any good at doing anything.

Jamie was in love with this guy called Jacob.

Jacob was a year younger that Jamie and everyone thoguht that Jamie was stupid for liking him.

Jamie tried and tried to get over him... but she couldn't.

she started stalking him and then he told her that he hated her.

She ran off to the toilets in tears.

she accidentally sat on a deoderant can and then let olut a HUGE fart.

she caught on fire but didnt feel it coz she was numb from all the hurt jacob inflicted.

Soon the whole school was on fire... the fire spread because no one would put it out.

everyone died from extremely bad burns...

especially jamie (:

her brain melted.. even tho it was only about the size of a pea anyway.

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im sorrie 'jamie' is a very annoying person soooooo i decided that id make everyone die if it made it better for me XD lol well... i die too so it isnt that great.

anyway this story is crap but... aw well (:

ILY WORLD XD

ILY WORLD

I'm in a very good mood today XD

Thanks to Jane XD

Jane is a very good person... XD

She always has the bestestestestest news XD

EEEEEEEEEP!

I'm sorrie, I'm just really happie XD

lalalalalala

this blog post was about nothing... im sorrie for wasting your time ):

but i am very happie XD

*sigh* last year was awesome XD

okay, ill stop babbling.... CYA XD

ILY EVERYONE XD

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

hugs&kisses to everyone XD

XD EEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP

LALALALLALAL

I'm really sorrie... ill actually stop now (:

byebye 8D

P.S. I'm probs gonna be in a very good mood at school tomorrow XD

Quick Story!: Volume 1

A quick story will be made every so often unannounced and unplanned... like teenage pregnancy (:

This story is about two very important people.

The red writing is me and the blue writing is a person who wishes to remain unknown.

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Once upon a time there was a girl called Pauline
she liked to pick flowers for her S+E teacher James.
"oh james, i picked some flowers for you" she said.

James the handsome 40-year-old virgin replied

"O Pauline, hopefully one day our relationship will blossom like the flowers you bestoy upon me."

"Oh James, if only it was that easy... no one would ever allow our relationship, its completely wrong. If it was unveiled then you would look like a pedofile and i would look like a slut" *cries*.

"Pauline please...well make this work our love is stronger then anything anyone has ever seen. That time in Canberra I really grew closer to you and learnt more about you. I cannot live without you Paulinee. Forget what people think. Lets run away together for good."

"JAMES! How could you say that? I won't just leave my friends, especially the best person in the world, who I secretly would love to be coz she's so awesome, Courtney. I'm sorry James, I love you and I agree that Canberra was a time to remember in our relationship, what with the zoo magazine you bought and everything, but I can't leave."

"Pauline..you..you really are just leaving now after all weve been through...I...I dont believe you dont love me the way i do. You cant leave because of some awesome friend. This cannot be Goodbye):"

"I'm not leaving you! All i said is that we can't run away together, and we can't bring our relationship out in the open... My peers would tease me... and I saw the way you were hitting on those student teachers the other day in S+E" *glares*

"O Pauline i am sorry about that i admit i was trying to make you jeas...Ok so why dont we do this in secret. Come over to mine and we can do whatever you want."

"I'd LOVE to James, but you set us an assignment for S+E. And i have to do THAT tonight"

"O damn well stuff that hey ill give you full marks anyway even though you wrote swear words on that economics assignment..."

"Just because i wrote 'JR is a dick' on my page doesn't mean i dont love you *smiles*. I meant Jarryd Reeve... actually I didnt... I was just jealous of you and those sexy student teachers"

"O Pauline. I forgive you...lets stop wasting time and makeout here and now"

"Ok James' *pushes him up against the wall and sticks her tounge down his throat*.
Things start to get hot and heavy in the S+E classroom and soon both Pauline and James are lying in each others arms on a group of desks (still fully clothed because pauline isnt a slut).

"O Paulinee...you're soo beautiful and smell like fruit salad" says James. "O yer i had it for recess" replies Pauline. Just then, to their horror Mrs Payne walks in the room...

"omg, Mrs Payne... umm this isnt what it looks like" James said,
"Mrs Payne thank god you came, he was about to rape me" Pauline screamed and struggled against James' arms.
James sat frozen on the desk staring at Pauline hurtfully "JAMES! That's IT you're FIRED!" shouted Mrs Payne in her manly voice. "Pauline honey are you ok?" she asked. Pauline didnt look at James feeling a little ashamed. "Yes" she replied.

Pauline ran into Mrs paynes huge manly arms and hugged her, "Mrs Payne, thank you for coming, i never would have made it through life with a burden like that!" Pauline said scanning Mrs Paynes ugly outfit as usual hating that someone could dress like that and making a mental note that she should tell everyone that Mrs Payne dresses like a retard.
Meanwhile, James sat Crying on his desk. Suddenly, he lashed out at Pauline...and then the unthinkable...he Started pashing mrs payne!
"JAMES! what are you doing?" Mrs Payne said struggling against his grip, "I'm married!" But soon Mrs Payne stopped struggling and did the grossest thing Pauline had ever seen in her life... she ripped of James' shirt and told him that she wanted to take him then and there.
As Mrs Payne and James made out mubbling words of love and lust, Pauline ran out of the room in search of her friends to show them what had happened. Mrs Payne had never felt so rebelious in her life and it felt soo good to be breaking the rules especially when it was with someone so handsome and... ah smart.
"Maddie!!! You'll never guess wat just happened!" Pauline shouted as she tried to run towards her without tripping over. "What Pauline?" Maddie said patiently. "I just saw the grossest thing in te world... and Jam- i mean Mr Ramsay was about to rape me, so Mrs Payne walked in and then he started kissing Mrs Payne and then Mrs Payne said that she wanted to take him then and there... I'm scarred for life."
Maddie was shocked and then started giggling. "Lets tell the others" she said. So Maddie and Pauline ran together and told all their friends. Soon, everyone was walking over to the classroom where James and Mrs Payne were making out.

"OH MY GOD" Carina said shocked, "thank god this isnt a primary school!"
However Christina just stood there and pondered. "Who do you thinks hotter. Dean or Taylor?" she said oblivious to the goings on in the classroom.
"CHRISTINA, you're so retarded sometimes!" Courtney said annoyed, "They're both so ugly that they should go die!" Christina ran off to the bathroom in tears and half of the group followed her giving Courtney the evil eye for upsetting her.
Carina slapped Courtney "Not both of them only dean" she said and walked off. Everyone soon forgot about James and Mrs Payne. A year later....
Mrs Payne and James were married after James stopped hitting on the student teachers and Mrs Payne broke the news to her husband.
Her husband didn't care and turns out he was gay and thought Mrs Payne was a man all along.
And it turns out Pauline never like James in the first place because she thought that he was a douche, but wanted some excitement in her life.
She gave him flowers because they were really poison flowers.
And it turns out James thought that she was a new student teacher called Pauline and he never meant for that to happen with his student because he was a very 'holy' man.
And Christina ended up getting over both Dean and Taylor and got into a relationship with a toaster...
And Abbey* well she still remained awesome.
Because she could never ever be anything less
And Courtney also remained awesome.
THE END.

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*This name has been changed because the person wished to remain unknown.

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Just before you go around spreading rumours and stuff, this story was completely fictional and I don't mean to offend anyone XD

Mrs Payne and Mr Ramsay... you are very special people? LOL

Hope you guys enjoyed the story.

Christina's annoying time will be coming soon.

Annoying Jane: Part 2

XD okay, well this is my story about Jane that someone made up last term in RE.

Enjoy (:

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There was once a girl named Jane who loved to eat whole cows for breakfast everyday.

There was only one person who appreciated her greediness, and that person was named Josh Cathcart.

Josh was small with blonde hair and blue eyes.

He watched her everyday eating the whole cows, and then she watched him while he striped.

She started to stalk him, but he liked it.

They started stalking each other which made them run around in circles.

Since they both can’t balance properly, they tripped over each other and started laughing.

They have been together ever since and make out constantly…

Until Jane mistook him for a cow that she was going to eat for breakfast.

Now Jane has turned cannibal because she liked the taste so much.

THE END

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OMG wow, you enjoyed BOTH my stories?

ily forever (:

hehe well yeh, next person I'll be annoying is... Drumroll please...

CHRISTINA PETERS XD haha

Stay tuned XD hehe

Annoying Maddie: Part 2

OK. This story kinda begins weirdly, but give me some credit, I made it up in about 2 minute in business beginnings last semester XD

Tell me if you like (:

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But in the mean time Minnie and Mickey mouse pranced through the meadow and pashed many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many times.

Minnie then proceeded to change her name to Madalyn (nicknamed Maddie) and Mickey proceeded to change his name to Sean.

They lived happily ever after and went to school at Corpus Christi College together.

They tried to hide their love but it was finally unveiled.

They meet every night in the rosemary bush in Maddie’s front garden.

THE END

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You liked it? Wow thanks, you're so nice XD

I'll have Annoying Jane: Part 2 up in a few minutes as well.

I wasn't going to make a 'Part 2' for Jane, but then I found the story that someone made up about her last term in RE (:

Hehe

Annoying Maddie: Part 1

Ok, the day has arrived... about 6 days early...

But today it's Maddie's turn to be annoyed (:

Since Maddie has an undying love for Sean I thought this would be appropriate.

This is a typical convo between Maddie and Sean...

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SEAN THE STUD! says (5:42 PM):
hi maddie
Maddie the nerd! says (5:43 PM):
...what do you want retard
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:43 PM):
i was just wondering if you finished your maths homework yet
Maddie the nerd! says (5:43 PM):
...no duh i finished it AGES ago.
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:43 PM):
nerd
Maddie the nerd! says (5:44 PM):
=.= im not a nerd.
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:44 PM):
yeh you are
Maddie the nerd! says (5:44 PM):
well youre a retard
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:44 PM):
no im not, youre a retard
Maddie the nerd! says (5:44 PM):
... you're just stupid.
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:44 PM):
no im not. im a stud
Maddie the nerd! says (5:45 PM):
... and what does THAT mean.
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:45 PM):
all you need to know is that im awesome
and no, i dont care if you check me out in maths... im just so awesome that its understandable
Maddie the nerd! says (5:46 PM):
...youre so up yourself. and you? awesome?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:46 PM):
why are you laughing? im more awesome than you
Maddie the nerd! says (5:46 PM):
if youre awesome then im a pregnant goldfish
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:47 PM):
hehe well you have been looking awfully fat lately
Maddie the nerd! says (5:47 PM):
*gasp* you idiot.
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:47 PM):
wat? im just hilarious which just adds to my awesomeness
Maddie the nerd! says (5:47 PM):
you're about as funny as a brick wall or jan, according to caroline
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:47 PM):
well then... i think a brick wall and jan are both hilarious although im slightly more funny
Maddie the nerd! says (5:48 PM):
well. im sure jan thanks you but she probs wouldnt appreciate the fact that A RETARD thinks shes funny
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:48 PM):
well... if im a retard then im one HOT retard
you dont find many guys a good looking as me these days
Maddie the nerd! says (5:48 PM):
...ew. no one would date you if youre the last guy on earth
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:49 PM):
o really?
Maddie the nerd! says (5:49 PM):
really.
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:49 PM):
im sure you would date me, wouldn't you maddie...
Maddie the nerd! says (5:49 PM):
...omg. ew. no.
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:49 PM):
all this meaness is just hiding your true feelings
Maddie the nerd! says (5:49 PM):
never.
BLEUGHHHHH NO
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:50 PM):
haha well... before you can say anything... im rejecting you first
Maddie the nerd! says (5:50 PM):
... you cant reject me
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:50 PM):
why not
Maddie the nerd! says (5:50 PM):
i never asked you out you IDIOT
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:50 PM):
well... i never asked you out either.. so you cant reject me
Maddie the nerd! says (5:51 PM):
... you are the STUPIDEST person i have ever met in my ENTIRE life.
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:51 PM):
o really? well then how come im in the top maths class
Maddie the nerd! says (5:51 PM):
meh you got lucky
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:51 PM):
really, well then i must get lucky a lot coz im awesome in every single way
YOU’RE SPEECHLESS... i tend to have that affect on women...
Maddie the nerd! says (5:52 PM):
... no im not, im just so shocked
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:52 PM):
ok then... youre shocked by my awesomeness
Maddie the nerd! says (5:53 PM):
i didnt know it was possible... but... YOU ARE EVEN MORE OF A RETARD THAN I THOUGHT
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:53 PM):
o really, well if thats how you feel then why am i even talking to you?!!?!?!
Maddie the nerd! says (5:53 PM):
hey i dunno you talked to me
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:53 PM):
dont expect any more convos with me
Maddie the nerd! says (5:54 PM):
oh i wont
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:54 PM):
GOODBYE
Maddie the nerd! says (5:54 PM):
JUST LEAVE ALREADY
SEAN THE STUD! says (5:54 PM):
wait.. no i mean... BADBYE

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Thanks to co-writter, co-producer and advisor Jan for your unending awesomeness (:

This post was veeeeerrrry long... I'm very sorry (:

But during the week sometime I'll be posting 'Annoying Maddie: Part 2'

If you want some input into how it's done then email me or talk to me on MSN.

Sorry Maddie if I offended you in anyway... but you just have to tell everyone how you feel before something like tis happens (:

bye bye (:

P.S. read Annoying Jane (:

Annoying Jane: Part 1

Today we have a job...

This job is to annoy Jane Holford...

She is a very annoying person herself...

This is why I am going to list the people she is in love with...

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1) Harry

2) Canada [You act like you hate his accent but really you love it]

3) Leon

4) Jonathan

5) Jordan J

6) Mr R

7) Josh/Astronaught Boy

8) Her left foot... [Don't know why]

9) A sharp knife... [nooooo not for what you're thinking... its for cutting up vegetables...]

10) Last but not least... FELICITY (:

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That is who Jane is in love with at the moment (:

Thanks for reading and remember to tell all of your friends.

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Coming up next week: Maddie...

Stick around XD

Next week I will reveal the target for two weeks time.

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Till then... GOODBYE (: