I believe in miracles :P

I believe in miracles... you sexy thanggg

and a miracle that has happen recently is that i have survived

which brings to mind another extremely bad song...

i will survive, i will survive, hey hey!

LOLL

well thats all i can think of

so im gonna ramble on about crap (:

such as how today is australia day

Australia day is a very important day.

It is remembered and celebrated because of the wonderful way that 'adults' can drink the classic aussie drink. Beer.

and sad old men with beer bellys are praised because they are 'truly australian'

aka they wear white singlets with stains all over them, are wearing dirty thongs, have a beer in one hand and a steak in the other.

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Last yr on Aussie day i went to a VIP area thing where the fireworks were going on but

this yr im sitting at home with my family (most of whom are watching the cricket =.=)

and we just ate KFC

and my cousin is stayign over.

so pretty much this australia day the only australian thing about us is laziness (:

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I feel that being Australian is what gives me my aweosme powers of awesomeness and superiority over my peers :P

the fact taht aussies dont give a crap about anything is really wat motivates me to be a fking lazy bitch :P

also i would like to tell everybody who hasnt already noticed I AM SPECIAL

and i will leave you there coz i really ahve to go have a shower coz im special :P

CRAPP

whoops (:

sorry guys, i haven't updated in like over a month

theres so much to say but im not gonna say all of it coz then ill just start crapping on :P

okie well first of all school ended

and after the last day i went to garbo with Christina, Sabrina, Carina, Alexia, Pauline, Kim and Nikki :P

that was fun and santa waved at us from his chair LOLL

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okie after that it was christmas...

i was gonna post something on christmas but half way through my post the internet just fcked up so that didnt happen

christmas was pretty fun in general coz i got tv :P

then boxing day came and we spent that with my dads side of the family as usual :P

that was awesome haha we walked along the beach half the time watching my cousin getting girls phone numbers haha

the day after that we spent like 4 hours with my mums side fo the family... that was boring they're all either too old, too young or too stupid to do anything that id actually want to do

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then on the 30th of december i went to garbo with jane caroline and justin and we watched alvin and the chipmunks the squeakel

lol my chair was squeaking the whole time in the movies it was really annoying :P

then new yrs eve/new yrs i was on the comp saying "HAPPIE NEW YEARRRSS"

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loll then on the 3rd of jan i went on hols to dunsbrough

nearly broke my foot, was on crutches for 4ish days and watched friends pretty much the whole time

we came back on the 11th

my cousins had been house sitting,

the house was completely retarded wen we came back

my cousin whos 20 on the 9th of feb broke half my stuff and went through half the other stuff without my permission.

all in all that week was gay

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on the 18th i found out that the cousin that was house sitting was prego

on the 19th i went to my other cousins house to say goodbye to my cousin jacob coz hes leaving on student exchange for a whole yr

so we celebrated his 18th bday coz he'll be in denmark for that (its in feb)

hes already graduated but wanted to go to denmark for a yr coz they're still in school wen they're 18

he'll probs fit in since our family's from denmark originally (the name olsen is danish)

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SIGHH and that leads up to today

tonight some of our family friends are coming over

that might be ok coz they're pretty cool and my dads friends girlfriend will get completely smashed, no doubt.

she's hilarious wen she's smashed :P

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ooooh and i got my hair cut :P but it still looks the same but for some reason it looks curlier O:
this is why the world sucks =.=

anywayy

bye bye :P

i promise ill update more

ill update on the first day of school at the least (:

Sup Dawggg :P

hehe HI EVERYONE (:

This week has been AWESOME

firstly, on Tuesday we had the rewards day... we went to darkzone

my team won both times.. although I reallyyyyy sucked at it haha

and then we had pizza for lunch (:

on thurday and friday I had my peer support leader training...

it was SO. MUCH. FUN.

haha

on Thursday we had subway and soft drink for lunch... i rubbed that in my brothers face XD

im soooo nice

haha

anyway then on friday we had chicken and chips for lunch with soft drink XD

and jane was acting really weird

and i was completely high on sugar XD

hehe it was funnnn

the on friday night i went to neenee's party at rollaways...

haha i was so proud of myself... i only fell over once..

and that was when neenee fell over infront of me so i tripped over her XD

i NEARLY fell over about 100 times but somehow i always regained my balance.

and then there were these guys there who was acting really homo..

it was funny

and apparently they shouted 'get out of the way' to some of my other friends..

it never happened to me tho...

that MUST mean im sexy XD hehe

speaking of sexy...

I got my wish XD

they played im too sexy for my shirt

and

i requested sexy bitch to be played

because sabrina was too shy (:

haha the dude gasped when i said bitch BAHAHA XD

I hit my head about 10 times in the past week so i have about 4 lumps on my head XD

but they're all nearly gone so its ALLLLL GOOD

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so, what have we learnt from this week?

1) NEVER give me sugar without expecting me to laugh nonstop.

even when you say somehting that isnt funny.

2) I FAIL at skating.

3) more hot guys should have been made to do the peer support thing.

4) NEVER let me request songs at anything

5) I'm extremely sexy

6) Jane LOVES Jacob dennis foreverrrr (but wont talk to him coz shes too shy)

7) Jane is also extremely creepy when she's bored

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I think thats it... XD hehe

ohhh and hr is boring for the first half when miss cattapan's reading the notices and crap ;)

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lalala im reallyyyyy bored (:

anywayyyy i gotta gooo (:

CYA BYEE TATA

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P.S. Jane should NEVER say 'shove love'

SHOCKINGGGG o:

hehehe (:

sorry about the last post everybody... it was a little bit retarded... i was annoyed that day (:

and im also annoyed today..

janes blog has been destroyed because some retard told her mum the URL of it

The. World. Is. Going. To. Die.

although occasionally i was made fun of on her blog

it was still a good blog

and i enjoyed reading it

because it was funny

ha.ha.ha.

=.=

but since im a nice person im going to tell everyone how crap this news is (:

THROUGH A NEWS REPORTSOUNDINGLIKETHING!!

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*clears throat*

Today has been a very good day... mostly.

Many people have had a lovely day of laughing, happiness

and talking about Voldemort and Cat Woman.

Unfortunately this day has been ruin by the most tragic of events.

...

Today Jane's blog died.

It has been very emotional for everyone, many not getting through it without

the help of loved ones.

We will all miss the Fables, anecdotes and many other HIGHlarious things that

were on Jane's blog.

For many, reading her last post was very emotional.

This last post included Jane's explanation of how this tragic event

came to be.

Thankfully no one was physically hurt during the post,

although many were left with deep wounds in their hearts.

Jane has released a public statement about this horrible incident

"I realise this is extreme, and I am in a bad mood, but the situation of censorship and propoganda within North Korea is brought to mind."

A person who read Jane's blog reguarly had this to say, "im sorry but im cut deep."

This blog will be missed deeply and we shall all miss the laughter

that this blog has brought us over the months.

This is Courtney Olsen reporting for annoyingtime.blogspot.com.

Good night everybody.

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hehe who liked it?

i think i did a perfect impersonation of a news reporter... in my head. (:

but i wanna really tell you that this SUCKS

whyyyyy i ask you WHYYYYYYY

anywayy...

onto other news (:

we moved our lockers

and i swapped with ryan coz im a rebel :P

yehhh you better not mess with me coz im a rule breaker XD

hehe.. no

not really (:

omg why couldnt i have the end locker and 'j.j.' be in the first group of lockers?

WHYYY

i dont like being next to him...

anyyyway

the yr 8's are stupid

and

as always yr 9s are awesome..

until nxt yr wen the yr 10s will be awesome and the yr 9s will be retarded (:

hehe

mr o'callaghan thinks im afraid of snakes coz i didnt want to hold one (even tho i did)

when the reptile person came into science

hehe hes classic :P

he told our whole science class that he thought that he was a better teacher than miss dawson.

hehe anyway i have to go

byee

=.=

I'm pissed off right now, and i dont no why

so, im not gonna write about sunshine and niceness

im gonna write about how mucht the world sucks

i think that everyone should die and go to hell

coz thats wat everyone deserves.

apparently god exists and 'looks over us'

thats a load of bullshit.

if god was really looking over us then nothing bad would ever happen

we wouldnt make bad choices

and we would be able to control our emotions properly =.=

i mean seriously, if there was such thing as god, wouldnt we all make the right choices

and think the right things and do the right things

and no one would ever have a reason to be pissed off

and everyone would be happy

and everything would be perfect...

but its not

and people are fuckwits

so therefore

everyone should just go die

...

thats my reasoning of it anyway.

tomorrow ill probably think differently but today, im gonna stick with that

and if you dont agree tell me and then we can debate it

and ill win

coz

my reasoning is fact.

=.=

im sorry im in such a bad mood

hopefully ill be in a better one tomorrow

and ill be spewing sunshine

=.=

or maybe ill be in the same mood

and stare at the wall in hr

and imagine a world thats actually taken care of

where everyone makes good choices and everything is perfect

but... thats not true here =.=

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this probably isnt helping the fact that people think im emo...

funnnnn

Hehe XD

went shopping today with jo, jan, jane, justin, callista, chelsea and chelsea's little sister

(who jane was trying to scar for life)

XD

it was funn hehe

half of us started shopping at 11 and then we left at 4 0:

LOTS OF SHOPPING

and i only bought one thing :P

and food

hehe

I bought a parody of twilight... its hilarious XD

bahaha.. we nearly got kicked out of roads for laughing too much XD

hehe...

clothes shopping is fun... even tho i nvr buy anything apart from stuff from jay jays... XD

haha we went into dymocks and looked at sum funny books that made us laugh sooooo fucking hard XD

i read the book i got out loud... XD soooo funny

we bought ice cream :P

and callista got a dress for the river cruise (:

hehe we also got white shirts that we're gonna write on

:P they were all ugly so im getting one from home and writing on it at home XD

hehe mines gonna say on the front 'im too sexy for my shirt'

and on the back its gonna have random stuff that other ppl write XD

it was fun... justin stole a tree from the wishing tree in kmart XD

and we laughed at fat people XD

hehe were so mean sumtimes... but it isnt our fault... were just awesome

ooo and we constantly insulted each other... that was funnn

jane made sum jks at my expense... i didnt actually care... much XD

hehe jane liked eating her popcorn chicken from KFC... or as she called them... 'chicken balls'

haha it was funnn then when i got home my mum yelled at me coz i didnt unpack the dishwasher b4 i left XD

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haha anywayy

in re on friday i was called emo by retards XD

and then harry told me i was emo and then i calle dhim emo coz he listens to screamo..

then he was like 'SCREAMO ISNT EMO'

heheh it was funnyy

and then stupid retarded freak declan said that i looked like person from astroboy =.=

i mean.. if you watch that then how much of a life do you have?

ooo and i got my subjects for nxt yr on like tuesday XD

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1** C645** 1* Drama Festivals************* 10S2

1** C640** 1* Drama Production***********10S1

2** C320** 2* Economics*****************10S1

2** C040** 5* Language In Action 2******** 10S2

3** C420** 1* Physics*********************10S2

3** C550** 1* Essential Maths************* 10S1

4** C810** 8* Religious Education********* 10S1

4** C820** 3* Religious Education********* 10S2

5** C514** 2* Mathematics: Course 4******* 10S2

5** C440** 1* Chemistry****************** 10S1

6** C310** 1* Nation States To Superpowers* 10S2

6** C020** 3* Language And Our Culture 2* 10S1

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hehe yayyy

i got all the subjects i wanted.. but i was a little bit surprised about being in top maths :P

haha last night i was in a convo with like 7 ppl or sumthing and we were talkign about music

and then i said wat my dad listens to (foo fighters, pearl jam, jet, acdc, greenday ect.)

and everyone was like 'wow your dad has good taste in music'

bahahaha.. too bad he goes pyhco if we tough his cd's :P

luckily i got my music taste from him and no my mum... or id be listening to country music all day

and old people... *shudder*

haha

yehhh anyway i think this post is long enough :P

byeee

I'm Too Sexy :P

Hehe, since maddie said 'yehhh..' today, and she isnt on msn... I'm going to put what i was gonna put on msn right here for the whole world to see XD

...except THE WHOLE SONG

[btw im obsessed with this song right now.. along with others i will mention later]

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I'm too sexy for my love

Too sexy for my love

Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt

Too sexy for my shirts

So sexy it hurts

And I'm too sexy for Milan

Too sexy for Milan New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party

Too sexy for your party

No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk, yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car

Too sexy for my car

Too sexy by far

And I'm too sexy for my hat

Too sexy for my hat

What do you think about that?

I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk, yeah I shake my little tush on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my

Too sexy for my, too sexy for my,

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk yea on the catwalk, yeah I shake my little tush on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat

Too sexy for my cat

Poor pussy poor pussy cat

I'm too sexy for my love

Too sexy for my love

Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

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hehe that was JUST for maddie (:

today was really annoying... I didnt really pay much attention to much of it apart from re... and i have nooooo idea why i concentrated there :P

i knocked a chair off the table when i tried to put it up with one hand...

EPIC FAIL

never try it, it always falls off

eventually i had the chair on the table and pauline knocked it off...

no one said we were graceful :P

hehe usually im hell into rock and crap like that but...

iv just founddddd the bestestestest band in the worlddddd :P

Jimmy Eat World :P

even the name is awesome XD

lol yehhhh

mr waller started hitting on carina...

she blushed :P

he told her that she looked sexy in her school uniform.. in so many words XD

and then carina searched 'sexy art' for re

bahaha what a disaster :P

mrs weise came up behind her and was like shocked XD

it was hilarious

i drank water all lesson... we still haven't done anything XD

we fail at life.

well... i do XD

i cant talk for neenee and carina hehe

my internet modem keeps stuffing up... might have to get wireless internet...

thats fine with mee (:

hehe

jane told me my dp on msn makes me look older... idk

this is it... does it really make me look older (: hehe

anywayyy...

today was... well i cant really rememeber before re...

:P distractions distractions

btw thanks pauline and jane... your really nicee... =.=

note: i use a lot of sarcasm, if you cant pick it out then just get over it (:

hehe anyway

byebyeee

HUG AN ASIAN

Happy hug an asian day (:

I hugged as many asians as possible today (:

It was awesome.

I love days like this... you have an excuse to be retarded haha

bahaha quick hug an asian (:

whoops... i have to go quick..

sorry this was short but y bro is bugging me... =.=

byebye :P

Okay, so today... well.. I'm not sure wat to write about Christina anymore... XD

Lots of things going through my haed at the moment that make it impossible to concentrate...

Yeh anyway.. i WAS going to comment on the way she was first obsessed with Taylor Lautner

and then Dean... and how she should get a grip on reality (: (in a nice way of course)

But I seriously can't be stuffed (:

soo... I'm just gonna do sumthign else... since I'm feeling depressed I'll make up a random story.

Right now.

On the spot.

Coz I'm THAT awesome (:

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The was once a girl called Jamie (LOL weird name).

She lived in a hut with her three older brothers and one sister.

Her parents were previously arrested because they were selling drugs...

They owned a pharmacy.

Anyway... Jamie and her family lived in a really bad neighbourhood where people continuously stole from them even though the only thing they had that was of any value was toothpicks... which weren't actually used for anything or any good at doing anything.

Jamie was in love with this guy called Jacob.

Jacob was a year younger that Jamie and everyone thoguht that Jamie was stupid for liking him.

Jamie tried and tried to get over him... but she couldn't.

she started stalking him and then he told her that he hated her.

She ran off to the toilets in tears.

she accidentally sat on a deoderant can and then let olut a HUGE fart.

she caught on fire but didnt feel it coz she was numb from all the hurt jacob inflicted.

Soon the whole school was on fire... the fire spread because no one would put it out.

everyone died from extremely bad burns...

especially jamie (:

her brain melted.. even tho it was only about the size of a pea anyway.

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im sorrie 'jamie' is a very annoying person soooooo i decided that id make everyone die if it made it better for me XD lol well... i die too so it isnt that great.

anyway this story is crap but... aw well (:

ILY WORLD XD

ILY WORLD

I'm in a very good mood today XD

Thanks to Jane XD

Jane is a very good person... XD

She always has the bestestestestest news XD

EEEEEEEEEP!

I'm sorrie, I'm just really happie XD

lalalalalala

this blog post was about nothing... im sorrie for wasting your time ):

but i am very happie XD

*sigh* last year was awesome XD

okay, ill stop babbling.... CYA XD

ILY EVERYONE XD

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

hugs&kisses to everyone XD

XD EEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP

LALALALLALAL

I'm really sorrie... ill actually stop now (:

byebye 8D

P.S. I'm probs gonna be in a very good mood at school tomorrow XD